Thurs., Nov. 27, 2008

10:54 p.m.: An employee at Wal Mart, 3010 West Grant Line Road, reported that a woman was talking to god on her cell phone, kept falling over, and was scaring customers.

Tues., Nov. 25, 2008

7:57 a.m.: A woman in a car at Bird and Linne roads reported that a man lifted himself to show that he was masturbating as he drove by.

11:38 a.m.: A woman on the 1700 block of Laurelgrove Lane reported that a man called her and said that her husband had won a million dollars and he required $1,000 of it.

4:56 p.m.: A woman at Sutter Tracy Community Hospital, 1420 N. Tracy Blvd., reported that a man ran into her car on his bicycle and wanted her to take him to Wal-Mart to buy him another bicycle.

Mon., Nov. 24, 2008

8:26 p.m.: A woman on the 500 block of Czerny Street said that a wild cat jumped through her office window and bit her lip. She locked the cat inside of her office and called animal control.

Thurs., Nov. 20, 2008

2:59 p.m.: A woman at Grant Line Road and Joe Pombo Parkway reported that someone threw a cheeseburger at her car.

Nov. 19, 2008

12:56 p.m.: A woman on the 4400 block of Crabapple Court reported that her ex-boyfriend threatened to post nude pictures of her on the Internet and also said that he was going to email them to her employer.

Tues., Nov. 18, 2008

1:36 p.m.: A caller at Williams School, 1600 Tennis Lane, reported that a nervous looking woman loaded up a couple of open suitcases in her car that contained children.

Mon., Nov. 11, 2008

1:58 p.m.: A woman who drove a red Chevy Cobalt with a youth on the hood, pulled into a nearby house, a caller said. Police said the car was gone on arrival.

3:27 p.m.: A woman reported she returned home after three days away and found her “front bedroom window broken out, blood on her front porch, dirt and mud on her bed, and glass from the broken window inside of her house.” Otherwise, “nothing appears to be taken or disturbed.”

Tues. Nov. 6, 2008

3:49 p.m.: A man at Riverview Avenue and Poppy Hills Lane reported that a man ran at his car as he drove down the road. The man said that the same man had thrown himself in front of his car a few days ago.

Sun., Nov. 1, 2008

5:29 a.m.: A caller from the 2300 block of Golden Leaf Lane reported that he suspected people lying under blankets in a blue van were going to hurt him “because he is a juror on a murder trial.” He told police he didn’t want to get the van’s license plate number, but that he could “go out and beat it up with a baseball bat.” Police got the people in the van to leave.

9:55 p.m.: A woman from the 1900 block of Homer Henry Court reported that she lost her cell phone while “trick or treating,” and the kid who found wants $50 to return it.